英语翻译爸爸问儿子：“你最爱爸还是妈?”儿子答都爱.爸不甘心,问“如果我去美国,妈去巴黎,你去哪?”“巴黎.“为什么?”

Daddy asks his Son, "your Mommy and I, who do you love more?"
Son says he loves them both.
Daddy isn't satisfied with Son's answer, so he says, "if I go to the US and your Mommy goes to Paris, where are you gonna go?"
"Paris."
"Why is that?"
Son replies, "because Paris is pretty!"
Daddy asks again, "what if I go to Paris and your Mommy goes to the US?"
"Then of course I'll go to the US!" Son seems very decisive.
Disappointed, Father says, "why would you always go with your Mommy?"
Son, with an honest face, answers "I've just been to Paris!"
楼上那几位真的好囧啊…一看就是直译用某种翻译工具= = 而且翻译的意思都不对 拼写啊意思啊格式啊都是错… 我用的是美国格式和语境.因为一般这种小笑话我们把人物虽然不是专有名字但我们习惯用大写”Daddy Mommy Son" ^^ 有什么不懂或者迷惑的地方请追问~ 乐意解答~

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