两人英语幽默对话带翻译

Girl:Damned my cheeks are cold!Brah
Me:Which ones?
Friend:LMAO
Me:Are you talking about your face of cheeks...or...buttcheeks...I don't know lol?
Girl:You hole hits me in the face and friend.
Lawyer:Did you blow your horn or anything?
Witness:After the accident?
Lawyer:Before the accident.
Witness:Sure,I played for ten years.I even went to school for it.