求一篇很简单的英语故事,要有中文解释

THE TEACHER’S NATATION
During a Christmas exam,one of the questions was:“What causes a depression?” One of the students wrote:“God knows,I don’t know.Merry Christmas.” The exam paper came back with the teacher’s notation:“God gets 100,you get zero.Happy New Year.”
老师的评语
圣诞节考试的一个问题是：“什么导致经济萧条?”一个同学写到：“上帝知道,我不知道.圣诞快乐.”老师在试卷上批语：“上帝得100分,你得0分,新年快乐.”

A Kiss
At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS"...