求2人英语短对话,有趣点的,十分钟左右

BOY :May I hold your hand?
GIRL :No thanks,it isn't heavy.
GIRL :Say you love me!Say you love me!
BOY :You love me...
GIRL :If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY :Sure,what's your phone number?
Wife :You tell a man something,it goes in one ear and comes out
of the other.
Husband :You tell a woman something:It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.