求一篇英语作文~ 要求：A funny experience happened to me one day.用过去式~

A funny experience happened to me one day.
One day I had to go take a dump,so I went into a stall inside a public washroom.Unfortunately,I was a little constipated,so nothing came out for awhile.Suddenly this guy rushed in,and I knew he was having some sort of explosive diarrhea from the sound of it.I said to him," Man,I'm really jealous of you man.Nothing came out of me." He was like,"Why would you envy me?I didn't even have time to take off my pants " I had a hard time trying not to laugh.