英语小故事50字我要5个不超过50词的英语故事,注意!：不超过50词的英语故事

1. A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
2.Fish Market
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
3.Applauded Twice
The Head of the bureau addressde the meeting:"I have always felt strange why the audience always applauded twice.Now I have made clear.Those who listened attentively woke up those who were dozing off.That is why we heard the appluase twice.
The moment his voice died down,an outburst of uproar of noise and laughter arouse,Again two outbursts of noise and laughter.
4.
Difference "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."
"She is the one who sells the candy."
5. A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yestrday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

科技笑话--最高的高科技
一天一个美国人、日本人和一个土著一起洗三温暖，突然间，美国人的手臂响了，美国人按一下手臂，铃声就停了，美国人很得意的说：“这是我们的新科技，只要在手臂里移植一枚芯片，就可以当做电话机了。”

过了一会，日本人的手掌也响了，日本人拿起手掌，在耳朵旁咕噜咕噜地说了起来，其它的人，更是惊讶了，日本人得意的说：“这也是我们的最新科技，在手掌里，...

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