介绍一种动物、它的名字、年龄、长相是怎么样的、它吃什么,还有特点等等、要英语作文的、急~

I have a pet.It is a pig.I call it Mr Shit.It is only one years old but it is very fat .I think it needs a lot of exercise.It likes taking a walk in toilet.Then everyone in toilet runs away because my pet is too ugly.It is black,green and orange.It has a long nose and two big ears.I think its small eyes are useless because it always knocks down people.l often feed my pet with shit and cola.It is healthy,isn't it?I love my pig very much!
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还是正经点吧 狗 名叫 Dog（随便啦） 3岁 白色 长毛 大眼睛 小耳朵 长舌头 吃肉和骨头 喜欢散步 和小朋友玩